The Rubes

Corporal Tatherton
Missing Persons Division
Defected from England to America in 1972 along with SETH GABBLEWOOP because of their love for classic American literature. Tatherton was hired by Reuben Force in 1989, leaving behind a lucrative career as a tailor to become the head of Reuben Force's Missing Persons Division. Since RF's Missing Persons department is only concerned with missing Reuben Force members, there often is not a lot of work of Tatherton to do. Because of this, he spends much of his time interviewing secretaries and dancing at "The Washtub".

Whitey
Ringwold
Snow Shoveler
Bio coming soon.

Wild
Built
Reuben Force Shop Teacher
A high school shop teacher of 25 years, Wild Built really knows his way around the workshop. He was fired from his teaching job due to a high drop out rate and soon after, turned to Reuben Force for employment. Being a real health nut, Built spends nearly all of his free time at the gym lifting weights. His teaching background made him an obvious choice to brief his Reuben Force comrades on using new gadgets. Once, while teaching some of The Rubes how to use the band saw, Casual Commander cut off his own fingers, scarring Built's impeccable safety record.

Krader
Flugowski
Reuben Force Intern
Bio coming soon.

A.J.
Tolerant
Stress Management Advisor
The Tolerant family was a close-knit gropu from Winnipeg. At the 1973 Tolerant family reunion, A.J. Tolerant's life changed forever. During the traditional family football game, A.J. threw a pass to his father who then ran head-first into a huge cement pillar in the middle of the field. This caused A.J.'s dad to become permanently delerious. The name "Tolerant" took on a whole new meaning to A.J. Every time he would enter the room, his father would yell "Stop that whistling A.J.! You're not making a lick of sense!" or "Today is fancy day! All will rejoice and celebrate!" Putting up with this behavior for over 20 years made A.J. more than qualified to be Reuben Force's stress management counselor.

Ugar
Kugavern
Afro Snow Trooper
Imported from the Hungarian Empire, Kugavern is ready to handle cold weather. When temperatures dip below freezing (which is rare in Georgia), Ugar is called upon by CASUAL COMMANDER to throw the year's first snowball. This is Kugavern's biggest responsibility in Reuben Force, but his greatest dream is to throw out the first pitch in the World Series. When it's going to be cold, Kugavern is dressed to impress and if the opportunity presents itself, Ugar is prepared for the World Series with 3 baseballs strapped to his chest.


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