The Rubes

Phenadoxtro
Reuben Force
Slum Lord
Phenadoxtro is a 63 year old man who owns apartment buildings next to the Chicago International Airport and the I-90. He also owns rundown apartments next to the Reuben Force headquarters. Reuben Force has tried to destroy the apartments, but Phenadoxtro hired MONTUDO to construct a giant concrete wall around his building. Phenadoxtro spends all of his time travelling between Chicago and Atlanta, bugging his teneants at a rate of 20 visits per week. Tenants can expect to be yelled at or beaten with a lead pipe, depending on Phenadoxtro's mood. His standard response to tenant's complaints is "This is my neighborhood." Phenadoxtro's hat is actually an upside down pot-pie tin, and his ever-present "sludge foot" is the result of him plunging toilets with his boot.

Darius
Dilso
Security Guard
MONTUDO's cousin, Darius owes his employment in Reuben Force solely to nepotism. Dilso isn't a certified security guard, but carries a cap gun for deterrance purposes. Before joining the force, Darius attended the Metal Working Institute, where he learned to be a machinist. With his skills, Dilso hand-crafted himself a gold tooth, an earring, a silver watch, a silver "R" pin for his hat, a silver belt, and silver buttons for his shirt. He even made cousin Montudo a gold vest. His lax security practices led to the invasion of Reuben Force headquarters by 15 unwanted encyclopedia salesmen.

J.P.
Torque
Truck Driver
Bio coming soon.

Festes
Rollenblab
M.O.S.
Bio coming soon.

Richard
Reed
Petroleum
Refinery Foreman
Bio coming soon.

Ebeneezer
Dollar
Building
Services
Ebeneezer was the regional manager of Dollar Tree Stores, Inc. for Oglethorpe county before his life took a turn for the worse. With a serious gambling problem and a modest income that couldn't cover his debts, Dollar ran into some trouble with the Mafia. As collateral, his pants were taken along with all of his worldly posessions. With his dog "Collie" at his side, Ebeneezer took to wandering the streets for the next 14 years. Waking up one morning on the steps of Reuben Force headquarters, he knew that he had found his new home. Given the nature in which Reuben Force operates, they decided to let Ebeneezer stick around. He now does various odd jobs around the base, the most important of which is pressing the button which activates BUSTA RHYMES' entrance theme music (played whenever Busta walks into a room).


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